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I just ate a pear so fast it gave me a headache.
Dislike: When people refer to a room the guy gets to decorate as a “man cave”
Like: Using profanity when excitedly describing shows from your childhood
Being completely serious, sometimes I think of how big of a mistake it is to not live in San Francisco.
Ludacris fills cups like double D’s? Childs play.
“Hey titties, where are you?”
“I’m on my way home. Why do you always call and ask this?”
“Well! I was just making sure! You were not dead! In a ditch!”
“Oh, shit, well, thanks!”
“Is that you coming up our driveway?”
…To find the door swinging open with two pugs running out and a nice, warm hug waiting for me. xxx
